InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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My college was filled with a lot of "ten percenters"This was the affectionate term we used to describe the students who were a little "special". At times, when I waited outside the room for my 9am English Lecture, there would be a "social group" organised in the classroom next door to us. I heard a lot of weird insults at 9am. It wasn't anybody taking the piss out of them, rather them taking the piss out of each other.
"Fuck off, Bigthumbs"
"Your Dad had sex with your mum!"
"What is it tomorrow? INCEST NIGHT?"
"You're so thick, that's why you're in this special class"
"Uh uh.. why are you in it then?"
"I'm an observer.. duh!"
At one point, somebody nicked a creme egg I was eating with the odd retort of "Kiss me, you fuck!"
I miss college.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:06, Reply)
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