Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Not mine but....
This ones from Law of the Playground but it always makes me laugh - one up from Gaylord, we have the Dowager Duchess of Gay!
Also in reply to many an insult match between my ex and his brothers is 'your mom' closely followed by 'on stilts'.
My personal insult du jour is muppet (in a London accent, obviously)
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:52, Reply)
This ones from Law of the Playground but it always makes me laugh - one up from Gaylord, we have the Dowager Duchess of Gay!
Also in reply to many an insult match between my ex and his brothers is 'your mom' closely followed by 'on stilts'.
My personal insult du jour is muppet (in a London accent, obviously)
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:52, Reply)
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