InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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kids in vietnamhave this idea of asking tourists for loose change, cos a pound coin in vietnamese dong is worth quite a bit.
so my mate gives this one scamp a fifty pence coin. the kid puts on a face like leon just tried to butter his pucker and starts bawling that it's not enough and he wants more. amongst the stream of high-pitched vietnamese comes (in amusingly broken english) "I hope your children have no nose"
That freaked us all out. Imagine having no nose, that would be a terrible curse
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gravytrain, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 15:29,
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