Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Being Southern and Living In NYC
I used to have people who frequently greeted me (at a pub) with "Hey, its Citadel from Dooowwwwwn South!" And I would respond with:
"Hey! Its a Jackass from DOOOOWWWWWN My pants!"
It got me a free pint! I HATE it when New Yorkers try to fake a southern drawl...like fingernails on a chalkboard!
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 15:34, Reply)
I used to have people who frequently greeted me (at a pub) with "Hey, its Citadel from Dooowwwwwn South!" And I would respond with:
"Hey! Its a Jackass from DOOOOWWWWWN My pants!"
It got me a free pint! I HATE it when New Yorkers try to fake a southern drawl...like fingernails on a chalkboard!
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 15:34, Reply)
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