Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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And a few more...
"You're so fucking ugly I wouldn't even have abused you as a child."
To the terminally gormless: "you look as confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market."
"You're only here 'cos your Dad was too lazy to have a wank."
"You are living proof that evolution has a reverse gear"
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 16:39, Reply)
"You're so fucking ugly I wouldn't even have abused you as a child."
To the terminally gormless: "you look as confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market."
"You're only here 'cos your Dad was too lazy to have a wank."
"You are living proof that evolution has a reverse gear"
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 16:39, Reply)
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