InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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The B3ta Guide to sweary Insults Part 2Now then kiddies, it appears that you're all doing very well in class today, so we can move on to 'advanced puerile insults'
Ratio is as follows:
[Any bodily function or discharge] + the word 'basket' or 'sausage' = funny
Also, insult 'comeback' comment ratio:
I may be a [insert insulting comment received here], but it didn't stop me watching your mum [insert incredibly filthy and degrading comment here] while your dad was shoe-horning the dog's cock into her ass'
...here endeth the lesson
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 17:07,
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