Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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My mother
is a lovely mild-mannered and polite lady in her early 60s. She rarely swears and generally has a good word for everyone. Sadly she also has lived a very sheltered life - in fact I believe she was in her 40s before she heard the word 'blowjob' and then asked what it meant...She was married at 19 to my father and they remain devoted to one another today.
So imagine my surprise when yesterday she referred to a cold caller as a Twat.
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 17:57, Reply)
is a lovely mild-mannered and polite lady in her early 60s. She rarely swears and generally has a good word for everyone. Sadly she also has lived a very sheltered life - in fact I believe she was in her 40s before she heard the word 'blowjob' and then asked what it meant...She was married at 19 to my father and they remain devoted to one another today.
So imagine my surprise when yesterday she referred to a cold caller as a Twat.
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 17:57, Reply)
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