InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Insults?Some from cadets (not exact words though):
"You're so retarded, you make Steven Hawking look like an Olympic athlete!"-Senior NCO
Inspecting officer to someone with large sideburns:
"Whats your favourite meat?"
"Venison Sir"
"Not Lamb?"
"No Sir"
"Because they are prety good tributes to Mutton chop whiskiers. Show parade"
Someone else:
"Last night I was shagging your Mum. As I fingered her, she said "You've left your ring on your finger". I said "That ain't no ring, it's my wristwatch!""
Well I laughed. Length is accurate to +/-0,25mm
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Greenbat, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 18:00,
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