InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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About a month ago in the pub.A mate and I were taking the piss out of a fat bird along the lines of 'She's so fat ect. ect.'.
I came out with 'She's so fat there used to be a hill outside her house'.
While I tittered away to myself, in the rosey glow of a witty comment well made, my mate said 'Yeah,'till she fucking ate it'.
Cue me and said mate collapsing in laughter for a good 40 minutes, you know the one, crying, that funny pain you get behind your ears like when you're tripping. Classic.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 18:09,
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