InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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My evil bossmanaged to piss me off today by being an absolute cuntbitch at the worst possible time.
When asked by a colleague why I was looking particularly hacked off, the following sentence came out of my mouth, of which I'm strangely proud:
'That woman has the all charm, physique & tact of a particularly flatulent, mentally retarded hippopotamus that's been hit in the face with a frying pan'.
Still not sure where that came from...
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Sylia Stingray is pilfering the biscuits on, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 19:37,
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