InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Car Park.Pulling out of a car park a few years back.
It was a hot summers day and both windows were down. I was with my bro in my works van.
I was reversing out of a space and as vision is quite limited I was concentrating on the door mirrors hard.
I reversed out without incident, put it into first, lifted the clutch a little and looked up to see Chavvy McChav and her (presumably)bastard offspring crossing right in front of me(about 2 feet).
I was ROLLING forward so hit the brake and let her go.
The look she gave us was as if we had just pissed in her dinner. As if WE were not meant to be there.
At the exact same moment me and my bro registered the look on her face and we both replied in perfect stereo at exactly the same time,"Oh go and FUCK off".
Her jaw went slacker than a Madeline Mcann joke.
Her look of disgust turned to instant horror.
We went home had a smoke and laughed about it.
Not really that original. Just a priceless piece of timing
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 20:02, Reply)
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