Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Your Dad's a Morris Dancer!
Was making small talk with someone I vaguely recognised in a pub on Friday night, when it finally hit me that his dad & my dad were Morris Men in the same side back when we were too young to know better.
So, I yelled at him "Your Dad's a Morris Dancer!". Everyone thought I was insulting him. Does that even count?
*Gets coat*
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 20:16, Reply)
Was making small talk with someone I vaguely recognised in a pub on Friday night, when it finally hit me that his dad & my dad were Morris Men in the same side back when we were too young to know better.
So, I yelled at him "Your Dad's a Morris Dancer!". Everyone thought I was insulting him. Does that even count?
*Gets coat*
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 20:16, Reply)
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