InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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PowerboatingThought id post a story, all the one-liners are getting a teeny bit dull.
August 2003, BoShalake is 14 and is in Scotland on a cadet Powerboating course, met a nice lass up there called Danielle, and one day when powerboating under the Forth bridges (ace experiance i might add) I was gloating about my hooking up with said nice lass (as it wasnt all that common for me at the time).
Instructor on the boat says to me:
"Don't bullshit, a bullshitter. Your not old enough, your not smart enough and your not good looking enough."
I could have simply laughed it off, however, i decided to gamble and replied with "Fuck off." not a brilliant insult i know but for 14 y/o to be swearing to an adult was a first for me, and I was all beaming with pride at what i thought was my quick and witty reply... Was subsequently told to hand over the wheel. Bugger. Still, got a level 2 powerboating qual that week though.
Apologies for lack of the laughs, however the instructors speech will forever remain with me and will be used against idiotic twunts forever more.
A one-liner you say? Oh go on then.
Your mamma's soooo fat.....
Bah, not worth it.
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