InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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CocksuckerA favourite of mine is as follows:
Go suck a cock, you cock sucking cocksucker!
Can also be replaced with arse licking or whichever set of words you find pleasing enough to replace 'suck' and 'cock'.
Another favourite is, and this is purely for shock and disgust value:
You have as much appeal as the bucket at an abortion clinic.
That one is for when i'm REALLY fucked off!
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sausagesucker just paid £5.00 for a cup of Tea!, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 20:48,
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