InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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not so much an insultThe missus is a PE teacher, and has this year got a new autistic kid in the class who doesn't know where the boundaries are yet;
My missus; can you come over with the rest of the group please?
Autistic girl: I'd rather give head to a goldfish
My missus; would you like to play netball?
Autistic girl: I'd rather piss in the streets of london.
Bless her.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 21:01, Reply)
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