InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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RSPB slap-downA friend of mine was watching birds from a hide one cold icy December. At the other end of the hide were two National Trust type 'widow-lezzies' of the kind that still drive Morris Travellers down in the south-west. They were discussing a bird they were watching grubbing about in the reeds. 'I think it's a Sedge Warbler' said one hoity-toighty to the other. "Actually it's a Wren' said my friend. Widow #1 delivered the slap-down immediately:
"If THAT'S a WREN then my ARSE is a NUTMEG!"
Length? Only 3.75 inches, the third smallest in Britain. Only the Goldcrest and Firecrest are smaller.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 21:52, Reply)
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