InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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My mate Ed...We were playing pool down t'local and enjoying a few beers. It's worth noting at this point, that t'pool balls in t'local are blue and yellow. It's my shot... and being totally inept at pool manage to sink a blue instead of on of my allotted yellows. Ed laughs and tells me that the ball I just potted was "blue as a stillborn".
While anyone else in earshot was probably mortally offended this was just standard fare from the gutter that is Ed's vocabulary.
Ed lines up the first of his two shots and takes it... and fucks it up royally. He explodes with a selfdeprecating tirade, culminating in "Ed! You SPANNER!". I laughed like a tit, with a mouthful of beer. The beer went up my nose and by cuntyfuck it stings!! Wich amused everyone else in the room.
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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 23:02,
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