Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Father in law
Just remembered, my missus has a dad who's an ex English school teacher christian type dude. He ended up with five daughters and has managed to give them all massive hangups (apart from Mrs Evilmeister who is lovely).
Anyway, he can be a complete bastard on the phone and after ranting at her for 20 minutes about something, she slammed the phone down and screamed at it (I presume in her mind she was screaming at him):-
"You Cunt of a Goat!"
nuff said
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 23:24, Reply)
Just remembered, my missus has a dad who's an ex English school teacher christian type dude. He ended up with five daughters and has managed to give them all massive hangups (apart from Mrs Evilmeister who is lovely).
Anyway, he can be a complete bastard on the phone and after ranting at her for 20 minutes about something, she slammed the phone down and screamed at it (I presume in her mind she was screaming at him):-
"You Cunt of a Goat!"
nuff said
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 23:24, Reply)
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