InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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@Mrs LiveinbinWhen I was about ten, some pikey kid from down the road kept trying to bully me. I say trying, cos all he ever did was talk to me like he was going to beat me up, but never actually did anything.
Anyhow, before I realised that he was all mouth and nothing else he used to really get to me.
One day I'd had enough and in my rage shouted "Poof off".
Even as I said it I knew my mouth was betraying me (and even I would take the piss out of anyone saying that). Needles to say, when he'd finished crying with laughter, he told everyone we knew.
Still makes me cringe...
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 23:28, Reply)
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