InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Old skoolAt school, back in the day, we had a sponsored swim for the local spastics. The headmaster announced this proposal in assembly but, instead of saying 'Plunge for the spastics' he said we were going to have a sponsored 'Sponge for the plastics'. My mate Anne and I fell about and we forever referred to mouth-breathing types as sponges.
Also on the list for our spaccy brethren are flid, spacker, Joey (after the legend that is Joey Deacon en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Deacon) and belmer.
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