InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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I'm going to hellNot long after my Dad had left (I was going through my difficult teenage years) me and my Mum were having a massive row about my underage drinking. It was hard to hide - I once came in so pissed that I fell onto my bedside table and broke it. There was a bowl of crisps on the table, and when my Mum came upstairs to see what had happened, she found me lying in the wreckage eating crisps off the floor.
Anyway, she said something like, "If you keep this up you'll get addicted and die young." And, to my eternal shame, I shouted back "Yeah, well, if you keep this up you're going to die alone!"
She cried for hours.
I did win the argument though.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 0:12, Reply)
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