InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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me and slimtallgothsitting on the bean bag i like to ding him round the head and call him shit head or fuck face...or sometimes i sit there dangling my foot near the fire devising new ones - 'specially long strings of words like shitmotherfkcockfacetwatpants (these words come out when I'm annoyed/frustrated - which is a lot of the time when at work or trying to do cooking or making things work)
He is nearly as good at them as me, but does NOT ding me round the head. Yet.
It's all good practise for when we get married.
PS! My kids had the BEST one ever, that really made me lmao which was mash head - for someone really bizarre/freaky/scary/loon
they call me the wicked witch of the east (midlands)'nuff said.
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curvylittlegoth heard the voices in your head on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 0:27,
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