Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
« Go Back
I knew a guy at school....
who was a total messer in class.
One day,the English teacher was delivering a big long speech about something and then asked "Any Questions?"
To which he got the reply: "Yeah, what time is it?"
This drove the teacher mad for some reason.
He went across to the guy,lifted him out of the seat and up against the wall, before calling him the immortal phrase:
"You Feckin' Sparrowfart"
Before sitting him back down,and then carrying on with the lesson.
( , Fri 5 Oct 2007, 0:29, Reply)
who was a total messer in class.
One day,the English teacher was delivering a big long speech about something and then asked "Any Questions?"
To which he got the reply: "Yeah, what time is it?"
This drove the teacher mad for some reason.
He went across to the guy,lifted him out of the seat and up against the wall, before calling him the immortal phrase:
"You Feckin' Sparrowfart"
Before sitting him back down,and then carrying on with the lesson.
( , Fri 5 Oct 2007, 0:29, Reply)
« Go Back