Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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A couple that I use
'Go and choke on your dead dad's cock'. When they reply 'he's not dead', the reply of' he killed himself rather than be associated with you' soon shuts them up.
My fave is 'your were a reject from Porton Down' which is always a good one to use as not many people realise it's where the government test various chemicals on humans in the name of research and they're confused at what they're being insulted by.
( , Fri 5 Oct 2007, 0:29, Reply)
'Go and choke on your dead dad's cock'. When they reply 'he's not dead', the reply of' he killed himself rather than be associated with you' soon shuts them up.
My fave is 'your were a reject from Porton Down' which is always a good one to use as not many people realise it's where the government test various chemicals on humans in the name of research and they're confused at what they're being insulted by.
( , Fri 5 Oct 2007, 0:29, Reply)
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