InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Gender-bending funI've got a mate, who we'll call Tom (as that is his name) that has a rather mannish mother. She's small, skinny, and has short hair. Her name's Freda, so we've taken to calling her Fred.
Every time he comes into the village pub he's greeted with cries of "Tom! How's Fred?" He pretended to find it funny the first few times, but now just tells us to "Fuck off" every time.
Anyways, one time a group of us were sitting at the bar, pissed as farts, when Tom walks in. After the obligatory "How's Fred?", we ask him how he's doing.
"Not bad, but I've had a bit of an argument with my Dad this morning..."
And, in a ray of drunken creativity, I come out with "Which one?"
Cue the pub bursting into laughter, with Tom sitting there, going red, and unable to think of anything to say.
That was about 6 months ago, and we're still bringing it up. I think he may hate me for it.
Ah well
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 0:32, Reply)
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