InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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My favourite insultMe and my mate Neil had a massive drinking session, and we had retired to my flat for more beer. I should explain that I've known Neil since we were kids, and that he has a mother called Hilda who I've always been very fond of.
Neil had recently obtained a new phone - the first he'd had with a video camera. So he drunkenly starts filming, asking me random questions and talking shite, while I try rolling a joint while drunk (which requires herculean powers of concentration). As I was slowly adding the tobacco, no doubt with my tongue sticking out, I looked up and whispered "Neil, Neil" until I got his attention. I then motioned him closer. He came over, with the camera focused on me. I waited til he was right in front of me before I leaned in, waved my fingers up to the camera and whispered "Smell Hilda"
I'm truly amazed I still have friends.
EDIT: I just remembered - last week he had jumped onto the computer to check his bebo page (similar to myspace), and had forgotten to log out. When I discovered this, being quite stoned at the time I decided to change his profile. I changed the names of his favourite films: examples include changing "Igby goes down" to "Hilda goes down", "Some like it hot" to "Some like it Hilda", "Dick Tracy" to "Dick Hilda" (can you spot the pattern?) or my personal favourite, "Beetlejuice" to "Hildajuice"
Good times
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 0:53, Reply)
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