InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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"Starchidia mu"My all-time favourite was found in a greek phrasebook as opposed to heard, but it always amused me - "starchidia mu". Apparently it means "on my balls", shortened from "I'll write it on my balls", and meaning "what you're telling me is so trivial, that's as much note as I am prepared to make". Myself, I think I'd have to find something pretty damn important to take actually take a bic to a bollock, but maybe that's just me?
My general day to day insults are a fairly unimaginative set of 'fuckwit', 'fuckwad', 'fucknut', 'fuckhead' (spotted the theme yet?) and 'numpty', but occasionally something b3ta-worthy pops out without warning. 'Cockbadger' being the only one I can recall.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 1:34, Reply)
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