InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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in the supermarket a couple of months backI was in the same aisle as this 10 year old ish boy, and I needed to fart. "why the hell not" thinks I "it'll probably mak his day". So I let rip and it's pretty good. Boy stops dead in his tracks and tries really hard not to laugh. I catch his eye and he says accusingly and in a thick-as-soup cornish accent "farterman" and runs away twittery giggling.
I laughed till the tears rolled down my trouserleg I tell you.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:52, Reply)
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