Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Bifta - Gay insults?
I like those. May I add:
Marmite miner
Uphill gardener
Fudge packer
My favourite retorts when these are used against me are usually "speak for yourself, you're as camp as a row of tents!" if it is a bloke, or "well, your boyfriend is as gay as a handbag full of rainbows!" if it is a woman.
Both of these tend to stop them dead.
( , Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:25, Reply)
I like those. May I add:
Marmite miner
Uphill gardener
Fudge packer
My favourite retorts when these are used against me are usually "speak for yourself, you're as camp as a row of tents!" if it is a bloke, or "well, your boyfriend is as gay as a handbag full of rainbows!" if it is a woman.
Both of these tend to stop them dead.
( , Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:25, Reply)
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