I do exactly the same as Evil-blokey two posts below....
When I randomly decide to start arguing with the wife, we both invent combo swear words.

Jizzum-squirrel, Twat-ninja and Fuck-biscuit have been heard to emminate from our house on many a fine afternoon.

Also in work, a guy called Chris was randomly insulting me so I decided to shout out "Shut it you.....you...HAT." Rather surprisingly, the name stuck and many people call him that now. I've also managed to convince other workers that someone was secretly a morris dancer, and thus was called "Morris" for his troubles for the entire duration of his employement here. Oops.

Me and a manager did go one better. One of the guys in HR had been assigned to helping our team out and we found out fairly quickly that he was completely fucking useless at everything he did, other than the ability to wear a suit. So I happened to be speaking to me manager about his lack of being able to do anything, and he comes up with the nickname "He's a pube. Nobody really know what it does, just like him." Thus Pube was born, and anytime we'd ask about something to do with the HR suit-wearing gimp we'd refer to him as Pube.
This went on for a few months, until suddenly Pube handed his notice in and we never saw him again. Me manager attends an area management meeting with some company big-wigs, and the topic of him leaving is brought up as a meeting bulletin. The top-end manager turns around and says "What, Pube's left?" No wonder the poor sod left, being reffered to as organ-fluff by everyone would eventually want to make you consider your career options.

LENGTH? I was taking about the bush around it, you weren't paying attention at all.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:29, Reply)