InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
(
chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
« Go Back
Nover uttered out loud, but frequently written....*takes deep breath*
You syphilitic shit-eating son of a baboon whore, festering in your own decomposing gastric juices, marinated in the cum of a thousand lepers, whilst your whorish mother looks on and weeps in shame at the foul, venereal stinking mess that clawed its untimely way from her womb, as she wishes that the backstreet abortion she tried with a rusty coathanger had worked, instead of producing the fucked up piece of slimy excrement that you are today.
I used to work in advertising sales. That (and similar ones) would crop up in the files of particularly difficult clients.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:05, Reply)
« Go Back