InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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An old friend......of mine, who shall be known as Ned as his name is only one letter different and he reads this board, is gayer than a gay in a mardi gra celebrating the biggest gays of the past fifty gay years and we where in the pub with him one night when he called over another guy who also turned out to be gay but had only recently outed himself.
During the course of much beer quaffage Ned let out the lowest toned gut rumbling fart any of us have ever heard, which even managed to gross out most of the blokes in the bar though he did manage to redeem himself when his gay friend also farted but in a much higher tone (to the muso's out there think of the lowest key on a piano then the highest that was how different).........
"VIRGIN!"
For those of you who don't understand, imagine a balloon letting out air without you squeezing the neck and then squeezing it, same noise different key right, now imagine two women, one thats not had sex and is rather, how shall I put it, tight down in the nether regions now iagine the other who's had it away five times a day for the past twenty years and lobbed fifty kids through her clacker.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:30, Reply)
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