InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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You've got a face......like a smashed crab.
Another winner which had me laughing for weeks after was walking past some workmen putting the roof on a bus shelter - one guy clearly was lacking on the brains front and kept tilting it the wrong way. I can't remember the initial "directions" part of the tirade but it ended "YOU FUCKING THALIDOMIDE!" - obviously was still on the waiting list for his Diversity course...
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dan j what the buggery bollocks is this?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:32,
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