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Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."

She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?

(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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In a previous job
we'd renamed one guy "Bingo McTwattybollocks". Still call him that whenever I see him.

In the same job, one of the workers there was saying about how easy it is to insult certain people just by saying a completely random phrase repeatedly to them, or whenever they expect a reply to you. So after a quick discussion, we picked our member of staff victim and came up with the phrase "THE CAT, SAT ON, THE.....WALL." which would be said as loud and slow as possible.

We did this to him for 6 months. He's now permanently a bit mental.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:33, Reply)

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