InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Maths and cock-ridingWhen I was back in school there were two boys who really hated eachother, who I shall call Alex and Mike because that was their names.
Our maths classroom was the steriotypical rows of desks, with two to each desk. Mike and Alex constantly fought through every lesson, and the teacher was constantly telling them to shut the hell up, stop swearing, go sit outside, etc.etc. Until one day that Alex turned to Mike after one of the "yo momma.." type jokes and just screamed "shut up, you, you,.... NOB JOCKEY!!!" and the whole class just erupted in laughter, including the teacher who was laughing so much she couldn't even bring herself to tell them off for it. T'was the first time any of us had ever heard somebody refered to as a Nob Jockey...
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Bathory, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:34,
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