InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Posh pissheadMy folks had come up to rainy Mancland to see me and the wife's new house. We decided to take them out for a meal in posh Didsbury. Before we went to the restaurant, we nipped into a nice-looking pub.
While we were in there, a bit of an arguement broke out between a couple of customers, one of whom was effing and jeffing a fair bit.
The barman asked him to leave. The drunk ignored him. He asked him to leave again. Same deal. Barman comes round the bar and says "If you don't leave, I'll throw you out myself" to which the drunk replied: "You sir, are a twat!"
I completely creased.
The landlady had entered the fray at this point and was pushing the drunk towards the door saying "it's over, get out" repeatedly. As he neared the door, the pissartist said to her "Madam, if you want it to be over, you merely need to sing". It took us a little while to cotton on to that one.
Two of the poshest insults ever.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:15, Reply)
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