InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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The pooflake appeal...Firstly, may I say that I am enjoying the current QOTW immensely, and I don’t want to throw a cock-ring into the custard or anything, but disasterprone’s post about nicknames gave me an idea.
Like DP, I am one of those people that you all know between your relative circle of friends as ‘the cunt that dishes out the nicknames that always seem to stick’. However, the gaggle of brain dead mootants I socialise with are utterly incapable of giving me any kind of nickname whatsoever…insulting or not…I wouldn’t mind. My real name is as dull as whale shit so I would welcome, indeed embrace any alternative.
some of my friends include Furious, Hootie, trotter, cheesy, Jungle, Skid, Speed, and stalker... all pretty much for reasons you wouldn't expect.
and what do I get? Fuck-splintering-all.
I dunno, I've got many piss-taking, nickname-worthy faults...I'm fat, I've got a gob like a skip...and nobody can think of anything. cunts.
I've even asked if I've got a nickname that's so bad it's only said behind my back....but no.
and everybody knows there'snothing worse in the world than having to give YOURSELF a nickname...and even if you did...it'd never stick.
If only I knew some of you people...*whine*
Ps – Pooflake is my cat’s name
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:29,
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