InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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SerendipitySometimes things just line up precisely at the right time. Kind of like the mystical alignments of the planets in a Buffy episode. This is one of them.
I was drinking in my local with a couple of mates and the usual barflies. One of the lads at the bar, coincidently he was one of the blokes who had been shagging my wife, said:
"Good day today. I just found twenty quid in the gutter"
"Last thing I found in the gutter, I married" I growled.
And the serendipity part? A couple of feet down the bar was my ex-wife, for once, buying her own drink. She went purple.
By God I enjoyed that one...
And yes, I'm still bitter.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:45,
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