InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Nickname based InsultsNot so much an insult but more of a very poor nickname. However it was very insulting for the young boy.
I'm going to break the fourth wall here ever so slightly and let it fly loose that I play the gentlemanly game of rugby football. Horrible business but it sure as hell beats anything else I can physically do. I digress however.
On the way back from a game of this bovine sport, questions were asked of some of the newer members of the Dundee University Rugby Team. Beers passed and the questions became more invasive. Eventually the question was asked of a man, lets call him Cameron (For his mother certainly does) if he had gone to Glasgow High School. He replied he had. He was then asked if he knew a man called Robin. He replied he did. He was then asked if Robin had an older brother called Toby. He replied he did. He was then asked if Toby was gay. He replied he was.
And as such this poor boy shall forever be known around campus and upon pitches as Toby Robin.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:45, Reply)
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