Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Pinging an Email
After too many phrases like "Ping me an Email" and "Can I borrow your sticky-thing" (referring to a USB Memory Stick) we decided to ask our Boss about his inability to use the proper technical terms. As we develop computer software, it always pains us when colleagues fail to understand technology or how to talk technically.
He claimed that we'd all speak like him one day, to which one of my friends replied "Not before a Lobotomy I wont!". That shut him up well and proper.
( , Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:50, Reply)
After too many phrases like "Ping me an Email" and "Can I borrow your sticky-thing" (referring to a USB Memory Stick) we decided to ask our Boss about his inability to use the proper technical terms. As we develop computer software, it always pains us when colleagues fail to understand technology or how to talk technically.
He claimed that we'd all speak like him one day, to which one of my friends replied "Not before a Lobotomy I wont!". That shut him up well and proper.
( , Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:50, Reply)
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