InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Getting a chance to use a fantastic insult...crops up rarely i find. However, the perfect opprtunity arose during a sales meeting at the firm i work for.
Imagine 20+ salesman in a room all of whom think they are an erudite mix of Ned Sherrin and Blackadder when it comes to taking the piss.
I was having a disagreement with one of the said chaps when he decided to skip all of the preamble and go straight for the nuclear arsenal of insults. So, in front of everyone and bearing in mind you could hear a pin drop, he delivers in a deadpan voice.
"You are a CUNT"
I smiled and replied "I know. I believe the saying is you are what you eat. Which would make you a dogs cock" delivered in the same bored tone. After several seconds of uncomfortable silence he started to form a half arsed retort and i just spoke over him in the same bored voice
"I used to fuck guys like you in prison"
I have never seen a grown man fight back tears like that since i accidentally shot my father with an air rifle. Happy Days.
Oh and my cock is average.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:00, Reply)
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