Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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The weirdest insult I ever received
I was out shopping with a friend once. She was getting a bit tired and fractious.
We were in the underwear department when I happened to comment on a fabric pattern on a bra. "It looks like wallpaper" I said.
"So do you!" was my friend's angry response.
Seriously, wallpaper?
( , Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:09, Reply)
I was out shopping with a friend once. She was getting a bit tired and fractious.
We were in the underwear department when I happened to comment on a fabric pattern on a bra. "It looks like wallpaper" I said.
"So do you!" was my friend's angry response.
Seriously, wallpaper?
( , Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:09, Reply)
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