InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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boys and girlsI caught a bunch of kids throwing stones from an overpass and trying to hit cars. There were about 6 of them aged about 8-11. They looked hard as fook if i'm being honest, all shaved heads and with a look in the eye that said violence was a daily routine.
Without thinking I barged over to them and stared the thrower in the face. They crowded round me. I noticed he was dressed a bit different to the others, and wore lighter clothes and something occured to me; "what the fuck are you doing you stupid little girl?" I asked, convincingly pretending to have mistaken him for a girl.
Thats all they needed to instantly forget what their most recent activities were, he was mortified, his mates were beyond themselves. They all ran off chasing the girl... hysterical. I like to think he's a bit messed up because of that today. Although I fear his parents probably did that well before me.
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 14:08,
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