InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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best mans speechI managed to include the following in a recent Best Mans speech.
"... I visited Steve in his new flat, I found out that he had taken up magic as an attempt to attract women. I'll admit, i was worried. Things had got desperate.
Which brings us nicely to today."
Should have heard the tutting.... took quite a while to apologise.
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 14:24,
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