InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Football FansI have the pleasure of owning a season ticket to a top flight Premiership Football team. I have the displeasure of sitting amongst some of the most bigotted, prejudiced, ill mannered, uneducated, illiterate moronic dickwads I have ever heard.
During a recent match, a european qualifier, their goalie was being a a bit of a drama queen. My neighbour decided to shout "get up you fucking dirty twat". I pointed out to him that the goalie was Italian and that he wouldnt really understand.
Apparently I missed the point entirely and I am a stupid fucking eye-tye loving monkey fucking twat.
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 14:30,
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