InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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working on a summer camp for little Ghanaians (in Ghana)the kids came up with some real jems. All between 4 and 8 years old. Two particular favourites are (insert west african accent for effect):
"You have a head like a coconut" and "Sir! Sir! He told me I was a goat walking in the gutter!"
bearing in mind they have the most rancid, rotten open sewer gutters there I can imagine why that would be quite offensive!
Also, when I enquired upon where his invitation to an event was, one kid replied "I 'ave poot eet on my ah-noose. i nearly died!
I also like using anus as a swearword in the same way as shit and damn rather than an insult.
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morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 14:40,
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