InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Nerd insultOne I shall always remember just for its pure nerd level...
I was working at a small software development company at the time. The managing director had been chasing around to get the software ready in his usual 'I will promise more functionality if our current unrealistic timescales cant be met' approach.
The old man of the team is sat at his desk getting more irate at the code and the constant harrassment when the 'illustrious leader' walks up to him for about the tenth time that very long day..
MD: Is that fucking program ready yet?
Dev: Not yet, still working on it.
MD: Get it fucking sorted out..
Dev: Just got a problem with this bit of code..
MD: What the fuck do I pay you for! What bit of code!
Dev: Do, FUCK OFF, Repeat until, understood.
The laughter from the rest of us chased our not so happy leader from the room...
Cherry popped, back to the lurking...
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 14:57, Reply)
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