InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Oscar Wildecame up with a shitload of worthy insults.
Most of them can be found here
While Wilde's repertoire is witty and pithy, some of his insults also leave a lasting impression. I prefer this kind of insult as it eats away at the victim, destroying them from the inside out. Something like
"I couldn't possibly care less if you live or die"
which literally implies that out of all the petty, trivial things in the world, every single one of them is of far greater importance than this person's life. Brutal!
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chart cat has an itch, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:04,
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