InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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sistersI have two younger sisters, there's 2 years between me and the middle one and 5 between me and the youngest one.
A group of sisters, probably more than 2, will come up with the worst and funniest insults in order to outwit eachother at every occasion.
Since I flew the coop a couple of years ago, there aren't so many fist fights or screaming matches anymore but insults still get bandied around, often via phone or text.
Often, the most harmless insult is "Hey ugly" when I answer the phone.
Once I picked up the phone to middle sister and she called me an 'Ass-hat' (the american way of saying arse sounds so much better for this one) which remains my fave insult ever. (I tried to come back with 'Ass-jacket' but it didn't have the same effect).
The youngest sister (prone to tender teenage emotions and mood-swings) will often call the other sister 'A fucking selfish, stupid, ugly fat cow - IHATEYOUUUU!'.
I'm rubbish at insults. As the eldest I have to show that I'm above their petty bickering and just give them a good slap to show them who's boss (they're both bigger than me now, so I can't do this anymore!)
But 'ass-hat' still wins.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:07, Reply)
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