InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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To start - please excuse my Portugese.I lived in a house about five years ago with 12 Brazillians (I was their boss at a nightclub I worked at), and as you do, enlisted them to teach me as many profanities in Portugese as possible.
Some of these included: -
Cala Boca (shut up),
Fila fa puta (son of a bitch) and
Vi tu manicoo (Drink your own ass).
I always did think that the last one was a little strange, but apparently it was similar to the C word in our language.
I've spent the last 5 years trying to impress every Brazillian/Portugese person I met with my rather rude dialect, all of whom pissed them selves laughing once I had finished my repitoire, and me being me, loved the attention.
Anyway.
After meeting a Scallie who is fluent in Protugese/Spanish/Otalian/German, I tried out my foreign tongue. He preceded to wet himself with excitement, then tell me that I had infact been calling myself a gay boy for 5 long years.
If I ever find the twonk who taught me Vi tu manicoo, I shall make him drink his own ass.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:12, Reply)
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